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08 November 2005 @ 11:12 pm
some random quotes  

As soon as I saw this community, I joined, grabbed my notebook and I started going through all the DH quotes I've gathered so far:p These are my all-time faves:

Mary Alice: "We're all searching for someone. That special person who will provide us what's missing in our lives"

Lynette: "Guys, we should be ashamed of ourselves for revelling in that woman's misery... with that said, please continue" (About Maisy getting arrested for prostitution)

Eddie: "That's the good thing I can say about my first husband. He taught me how to bluff"
Lynette: "He played poker?"
Eddie: "No, he was lousy in bed. I had to fake a lot of orgasms"
:: Lynette looks baffled ::
Eddie: "You don't have to respond"
Lynette: "Thank you"

Eddie: "I'm Susan's friend"
:: Lynette looks incredulous ::
Eddie: "I don't hate her"

Maisy: "I guess that's what happens when you become the town's whore"
Bree: "Oh, sweety, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore. They abandoned you because you weren't that nice to begin with"

Rex: "The perimeter is surrounded by an electrified fence!"
Bree: "Well, you have to admit that's an effective way to teach respect for boundaries"

Bree: "Look how good men are at lying on the spot. God forbid you give them time and a pen"

Ok, I have more, but I'm starting to get the slight feeling I'm going a tad overboard... which usually means I've already gone way overboard, lmao!:p

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ducttapedhalo on November 9th, 2005 04:36 am (UTC)
I LOVE the mary alice one! .. Thank you for posting!
Kateinfernoweaver on November 10th, 2005 01:16 am (UTC)
lol ty! i love Mary Alice quotes in general and I'm sure i have loads more in my notebook:p